Abe Bakri Teri Condition Serious Hai

As you know that, seriousness is a very serious disease. There are lots of people who are seriously injured by this disease. And there is no treatment & medicine for that. They don’t laugh even when they are watching “Comedy Nights With Kapil”. They are in the serious mode all the time and they give same reaction in any situation. There is no other mode in their device. 

Expressionless Face

One of my friends is very serious in this disease and I think Uski Condition Serious Hai. His official name is Mr. Ankit Singh but we call him “Bakri”. You may say that he is in the ICU of seriousness. His tall and thin personality is completely abnormal and makes people laugh. His face is completely expressionless.  And the first word of his every sentence is “Accha” (in very serious voice). He is very negative person with full of negative energy and we all friends generally avoid him. He has a habit of thinking always negative about future, if you say to him that India won the semi-final, and then instead of being happy he will very sad and his reply would be that “Accha, Par Bhai Final Jeetna Inke Baski Nahi Hai, Final Mein Australia Hai”. 

I remember that, When I passed my CA-Inter exam in first attempt. I was very happy & excited. I never know that my excitement is only for few minutes until I shared my result with Bakri. I want to share my conversation with Bakri:

Me: Abe Bakri, Mera CA-Inter Ka Result Aa Gaya.

Bakri: Accha (in sad voice), Kya Hua?

Me: Hona Kya Hai, Tera Bhai Pass Ho Gaya…:). Ab Tera Bhai CA-Final Mein..

Bakri: Accha (in sad voice), Par Inter To Koi Bhi Pass Kar Leta Hai. Bhai Lagta Hai Tujhe Pata Nahi CA-Final Ka Result 1-2 Percent Jata Hai.

Me: Koi Ni, Final Bhi Ho Jayega.

Bakri: Accha (in sad voice), Tu Rahul Ko Jaanta Hai?

Me: Hain, Wo Gali No. 8 Mein Rahta Hai, CA-Final Mein Hai. Janta Huin Mein Use.

Bakri: Accha (in sad voice), To Bhai Ye Bhi Janta Hoga Ki Wo Pichle 7 Saal Se CA-Final Mein Hai. Ab Tak 6 Attempt De Chuka Hai, Ab November Mein 7th Attempt Hai Uska.

Me: (Now my reaction is like him) Accha.. :( Theek Hai Bhai Mein Chalta Huin..

He makes my very special day to very sad day. And in next 2 to 3 days Instead of being happy for passing my CA-Inter examination, I was very sad to be in CA-Final.

Now, my final words are that “Boss Bakri Ki #ConditionSeriousHai”. Hey God, please save peoples from him.

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